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Telegram from the Wilderness.

Posted by Mick Farrell 
Telegram from the Wilderness.
22 February, 2012 15:14
BOLAND D
JAMES & MARY
TERRYGLASS
CO. TIPP

PJN SIGHTING REPORTED ON OTHER CHANNEL.....STOP ATTEMPTED MAKE CONTACT BUT NO RESPONSE....STOP BREAKING OFF SEARCH FOR R.T.B......STOP WILL RESUME SEARCH WHEN CLEAN KAKS FITTED.....ENDS

M(W&W)F
Re: Telegram from the Wilderness.
22 February, 2012 21:39
Ah sur I have only the one channel down here, but it is great to hear he is still about
If you are chatting to him tell him to come back this place is realy nice now, no one will fight with him any more, there is a big fellow called Mod O'Rater who will look after him. Sel call's by every day asking about him and the Gorf is all curled up the the corner and refuses to play, It's just not the same place any more.

Donal
Re: Telegram from the Wilderness.
23 February, 2012 16:27
BOLAND D
LOTSAGLASS
TERRYGLASS
CO. TIPP

SEARCH RESUMED FIRST LIGHT.....STOP Y'DAYS SIGHTING PROVED FALSE.....STOP TARGET ID'D AS ONE R RIPJONS.....STOP RESEMBLES PJ BUT CAN PLAY BANJO.....STOP SEARCH CONTINUES AND CLEAN KAKS MOST COMFORTABLE.....ENDS

M(W&W)F
Re: Telegram from the Wilderness.
23 February, 2012 16:33


OceanFroggie Noel Griffin
Re: Re: Telegram from the Wilderness.
23 February, 2012 16:46
"That's BIG, Dougal....That's Near...!!

M(W&W)F



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 23/02/2012 19:00 by Mick Farrell.
Re: Re: Telegram from the Wilderness.
23 February, 2012 17:13
It's Humour Captain Froggy.

But Not as We know it.

Bargees are a bit less subtle that sailors or even TSDY drivers.

\begin{shouting}
IN FACT THEY ARE DOWNRIGHT UNSUBTLE AND NOT ALWAYS VERY FUNNY.

PROBABLY ALL THAT HEAVY METAL AND THE CONSTANT THUMP THUMP THUMP OF THEIR SINGLE CYLINDER @#$%& HERITAGE BOLLINDER ENGINES....
\end{shouting}

I feel better now..

John
Yacht Breakaway
Re: Re: Telegram from the Wilderness.
23 February, 2012 17:44
Remember "ping" and "pong", last year?
Hysterical to those in the know, infuriating to others, though I never understood their problem...
Well, this is in a similar vein. Best to just accept it's funny to the HMB and let it go...

Duncan
Re: Re: Telegram from the Wilderness.
23 February, 2012 17:58
I must admit that I have missed PJ's wit on here as well as his serious contributions. It's a bit like the "Pub with no beer on here at the moment" very dry indeed.

AJ
Re: Re: Re: Telegram from the Wilderness.
23 February, 2012 18:00
And there I was John, laughing me @#$%& off inside me own head when you had
to go and burst me bubble. Crushed, I am...!!!

M(W&W)F
Re: Telegram from the Wilderness.
23 February, 2012 18:59
BOLAND D
HEARTOFGLASS
TERRYGLASS
CO. TIPP

SUSPECT COMM'S SECURITY COMPROMISED.....STOP RECEIVING RAGHEAD AND MOBO CHATTER THIS END.....STOP ALSO DUNCAN AND ANDY STARTING PING PONG MATCH.....QUERY,QUERY.....STOP BELIEVE GOOD NEWS RE PJN SITUATION.....STOP WILL RELAY LATER ON MORE SECURE FREQUENCY.....STOP SLIGHT SOCK ISSUE DEVELOPING THIS EVENING.....ENDS

M(W&W)F
Re: Re: Re: Telegram from the Wilderness.
23 February, 2012 19:00
Quote:
Mick Farrell
And there I was John, laughing me @#$%& off inside me own head when you had
to go and burst me bubble. Crushed, I am...!!!

M(W&W)F

You'll be back posting within the hour Mick.

I guarantee it! :-)

John
Yacht Miserable Bar Steward
Re: Telegram from the Wilderness.
23 February, 2012 19:16
John: Bargees are a bit less subtle that sailors or even TSDY drivers.

\begin{shouting}
IN FACT THEY ARE DOWNRIGHT UNSUBTLE AND NOT ALWAYS VERY FUNNY.

PROBABLY ALL THAT HEAVY METAL AND THE CONSTANT THUMP THUMP THUMP OF THEIR SINGLE CYLINDER @#$%& HERITAGE BOLLINDER ENGINES....
\end{shouting}

I feel better now


Evening John
Hope all is well
Great to hear you are feeling better

four cylinder Lister, probably the same effect

Donal
Re: Telegram from the Wilderness.
23 February, 2012 19:40
Quote:
donaboland1
John: Bargees are a bit less subtle that sailors or even TSDY drivers.
\begin{shouting}
IN FACT THEY ARE DOWNRIGHT UNSUBTLE AND NOT ALWAYS VERY FUNNY.

PROBABLY ALL THAT HEAVY METAL AND THE CONSTANT THUMP THUMP THUMP OF THEIR SINGLE CYLINDER @#$%& HERITAGE BOLLINDER ENGINES....
\end{shouting}

I feel better now


Evening John
Hope all is well
Great to hear you are feeling better

four cylinder Lister, probably the same effect

Donal

No Donal.
Your saloon deck keeps you well away from those noisy yokes.

Shure with a telegraph pole (or two) stayed on the fore and after decks J&M would make a fine sailing barge.

Now that's a real heritage boat...

I'll get my hat.

John
Yacht Wind Them Up And Watch What Happens
Re: Telegram from the Wilderness.
23 February, 2012 20:04
John you are not far off, look up humber Keel
They do sail you know

Donal
Re: Telegram from the Wilderness.
23 February, 2012 20:18
Good pic Noel ! I remember seeing bunny rabbits running about in circles when I bought sundowner and bnb and they are still running strongly!
Re: Telegram from the Wilderness.
23 February, 2012 21:21
OBXHKS S
OBYYBJBGYMUIXHPP
YUVVEIXHPP
FB YACC

CTK KBR WAKI BG PAXUKY JHTBVAYE.....PYBC PBFWP KBR GAKU HIHAK.....PYBC MBR XBKI YB SUFBSU.....LZUVE,LZUVE.....UKSP

M(W&W)F
Re: Telegram from the Wilderness.
24 February, 2012 09:33
Agree with most of your last message Mickthe finger smileybut surely that last bit couldnt be true.smoking smileyMick
Re: Telegram from the Wilderness.
24 February, 2012 19:23
OUK BEY VAM YPA IKB XRB MKB AYP UZL


Answer...........??

M(W&W)F
Re: Telegram from the Wilderness.
24 February, 2012 19:39
Mick be a good boy and take the pill for mammy hot smiley

AJ
Re: Telegram from the Wilderness.
24 February, 2012 21:16
Tried them already Andy.....not sure if they worked, but me blood pressure is now too low to measure..!! You might need to get that ould "hot bottom" looked at yourself though...!!

M(W&W)F



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 24/02/2012 22:11 by Mick Farrell.
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